"Hi out there in tv land! My name is Darwin. I am a golden retriever and I just graduated from Gene Hodges' dog school.
Boy are they dumb! They actually think I learned something!!
But I did really!! I learned how to coax a treat out of them just to do simple stuff..
But what I'm really learning how to do is getting a beer out of the fridge for my owner. But that's only after I teach HIM that the Howard's Pizza is MINE!
He's a little slow but he's learning. You know. one for you and two for me.
I do have one bad habit tho' I drool a lot when Charlie Hiet comes on. He ROCKS!
Doggie bone anyone???
I'll share my stash with you!.I just have to remember where I hid them!! hahahaha
Btw, I AM available for dates. Cash is optional.