Not average. Infact, not even normal...he has a penchant for stealing socks (right off your feet). 26 in his toy box for today's grab. No one is safe. He gets into compromising situations, consistantly stuck where he thought he could fit. He rolls over, crawls, sits pretty..when HE feels like it. Be careful where you sit, because the mole dog may be buried underneath. He may just hide there deviously when you are desperately looking for him. He will not get out of a car for anything. He will however howl at the bathroom door until you come out. He is Mr.
Buster
Bourbon
Balls
Meet Mr. Buster Bourbon Balls...
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